The Home Schooler's 23rd Psalm

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to live on less sleep: He leadeth me through the noise of many voices.

He restoreth my soul: He leadeth me to teach the right lessons each day, for His name’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of undone Laundry and kitchen messes, I will fear no evil: For thou art with me, my teacher’s guides and Answer keys, they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence Of threatening school officials and critical family members: Thou anointest my head with heavenly wisdom, my cup runneth over.

Surely educated and godly children shall follow after me All the days of my life: and I will dwell again one day In a clean house with the Lord forevermore.